Rearrange the furniture

What a dumb bitch calls adjusting your nuts.
by Muddybones August 14, 2018
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Rearrange the furniture

Said when you want to leave a group or gathering to go have sex without actually saying it.
We have to go rearrange the furniture - see you in a couple hours.
by Junior's Girlfriend May 06, 2011
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rearranging the furniture

The act of smoking weed in the living room whilst pretending to assemble IKEA objects.
Wife: Dinner in three minutes

Husband: Ok, I'll be there. Just rearranging the furniture!
by IkeaBro85 January 04, 2014
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