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That one amazing friend who will tell you straight what the real deal is. He or she will simplify the truth and tell it to you, even when you don't want to hear it.
I couldn't see through all the lies until my realgal sat me down and explained the truth. I needed someone to see through all the bullshit and make sense of it for me.
realgal by suzgirl March 20, 2017
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realtalk 

To be serious about something, Being serious about a conversation and/or topic.
Realtalk, like i hella like danny...

I dont like victoria cuz shes all over my man like realtalk.
realtalk by Paizly April 6, 2006
Ass

Based on the mineral Realgar, Arsenic Sulfide (chemical formula AsS)
Have you seen his Realgar? He's got a dumptruck
Realgar by NotfromNH May 12, 2022

realtalk 

when your saying something and no one believes you say this to make them not believe you even more
i'm telling the truth. like realtalk
realtalk by #upoutmyface# girl November 11, 2011

realgaymersonly 

person 1: bro did you see realgaymersonly's new post????

person 2: yeah it was so based
realgaymersonly by viscontial February 5, 2022

Realtalk 

A conversation with someone while intoxicated divulging their true feelings about something.
We need to have some serious realtalk about Rebecca and Ryan.
Realtalk by Darcy&Rebecca May 27, 2011

realvalerie 

realvalerie is a very sexy roblox player and is an amazing person
realvalerie is very cool
realvalerie by okayyy&2!2)298 April 10, 2021
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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