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real shit 

A piece of news or factual information that is not only considered 100% correct, but also societally relevant. Sometimes in memes, for ironic effect, the relevance scale for something considered to be "real shit" is reversed. Opposite of bullshit.
Person 1: Hey yo, Shrek 5 is bein' released in 2019
Person 2: Man, that's some real shit.
real shit by W0k3 April 25, 2017
Words you can keep

real shit 

100%, something real
Dat's some real shit
Let me speak on some real shit
My dog Mike and Ronnie stay on some real shit
real shit by Mic Check September 11, 2005

real shit 

1. phrase used when someone says something relatable about a struggle
2. also used to describe a time when somebody said something deep or "real"
3. Could be used as "on that real shit" to describe the authenticity of a person's actions
1. "Man, the economy sucks."
"Right? On some real shit."

2. "We got high af the other night, and Joey started talking about how nothing is real and we all die in the end."
"Damn. Sounds like Joey was on some real shit."
3. No matter how famous he got, he never let it get to him. He stayed down-to-earth. He's still on that real shit."
real shit by sodakid111 December 31, 2017

Real shit 

Yo that song real shit do be vibing tho
Real shit by anonymous January 7, 2021

real shit, no remix 

A stronger way of saying facts. It is used when you agree with something, or it is undeniably true.
Person 1- That coat is sick!
Person 2- real shit, no remix

On some real shit 

dude your the best basketball player i have ever seen" "im alright but thanks" "nahh on some real shit, you good
On some real shit by Michael Ferrarl November 22, 2010

on some real shit... 

A phrase usually used to signify a very serious comment.
Lets say that you're standing in the hallway joking with your friends when u realize ur late for class u would say something like: Yall niggaz be trippin, but on some real shit... I gotta go cause I'm about to be late.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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