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Celebrated on March 14th, Rave and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with rave tickets and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order. Ladies and queers are Designated Drivers.
Dave: "Hey Dylan, what did Melissa get you for Rave and Blowjob Day?"

Dylan: "Well Dave, that would be a trippy show, and a big juicy blowjob."
by darrenwilsonisinnocent November 27, 2014
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