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A person you'll fall in love with , knowing she's going to break your heart in the future tense .The type of person who's little voice messages will make your day . someone who'll change you , will turn you into a better person . she might hurt you a lot and might disappear from your life for your own deeds , but you'll be grateful for the time you spent with her . she'll make you realise things no one has ever been . you'll meet a lot of girls who'll care for you but still you'll keep chasing this person . she's absolutely gorgeous and mesmerising . Her absence's gonna ruin years of your life but you still won't be able to hate her . you'd still say she's the best . i love you ♾

- the person you hate the most

(04:09 am , 23rd November , 2021 )
Ratri hates me
Ratri by youknowme2004 November 22, 2021
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A beautiful woman in whole world ,sometimes it can be man.she very swag until she found her lover.she can be cute and cool at same time
Holy shit that ratri? Was beautiful!!!

I love ratri
Ratri by anonymous November 23, 2021

James Ratri 

James Ratri is Ray’s (urlocaltrashmouth) husband. James belongs to ray only. Not Alexa, not anyone else but Ray. James and Ray are perfect for each other. They are soulmates
“James Ratri is happily married to Ray”

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Breakfast Ratio 

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.
Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
Breakfast Ratio by alberge November 22, 2013

The Shit/Shower ratio 

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
A style of music that combines Rap and Mariachi with strong beats and dope lyrics.
Mariachi music alone doesn't sound as cool as Rariachi
Rariachi by endofnausea July 12, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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trucker's tan 

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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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