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Face like a rat catchers mallet 

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet
yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!

ratcatcher 

A king amongst men who likes to catch rats of all shapes and sizes, purely for the benefit of his fellow ratcatchers.
"Dude, Fozzy is such a Ratcatcher he shagged such a fatty last night for the story"

Tom: "mate she is minging"
Fozzy: "yeah I know, but hey I'm a Ratcatcher, anything goes"
Tom: "Boxed"
ratcatcher by The Gun July 30, 2006