noun - (rap - tor - brain) one who has the mental capacity to communicate with other members of their own species for the purpose of coordinating the hunt, but not much else. Very similar to the communication abilities of raptors in the late Jurassic period.
Dave? That raptorbrain? No way he got with her, he couldn't talk his way out of a paper bag.
He's a dumbass who pulls no bithes. He sucks at everything and is a failure. Everyone calls him weird and no girls like him. He is also Introvertive. Hmm what a pussy.
Never to be confused with roflcopter, this is a mighty fearsome beast. Unlike much of the dinosaurs during it's time, it did not go extinct because of the extraordinary spiffyness that practically radiates off of it. The massive helicopter blades that are attatched to it's head from birth are what gives it it's name and hXc predatorial powers. It's better than you. And you know it.
"Dude, so last night I saw this massive raptorcopter above my house!"
A destructive person on battle.net, secretly an admin hunting down hackers by pretending to have been banned for hacking several times. Has been in this occupation for several years now.
v. The act of unexpectedly sneaking in from the side in order to finish off someone who is masturbating.
While studying for my biology exam, I glanced up to notice Rachel sitting across from me. She began to unbutton her blouse, prompting me to begin masturbating. Then suddenly, to my surprise, and pleasure I might add, Vicky, the principal's daughter, feverishly and savagely raptorbated me.
"Bro, did Brandi just raptorbate you?"
"I... I think so."
"Dad? How did you and mom meet?"
"Son, you're old enough now. Have you ever heard of raptorbation?"