n. The friend one brings to a social function whose purpose it is to dissuade the unwanted sexual advances of a third party butterface one would prefer not to allow oneself to engage in sexual congress with.
n. A third wheel invited to put a damper on opportunistic, but regrettable, sex-having
Dude, that nasty slute Gretta wants to meet me at the rave, and if you're not there as my rapebuffer, I'll probably let her suck it.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).