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rape cake 

a cake that you send/give to someone you've raped but feel badly about.
Eric felt bad about raping Cassie, so he sent her a rape cake.
rape cake by JustMe1 December 25, 2006
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Rape Cake 

Cake that has been baked with a large dose of rohypnol, so that anyone that eats it is susceptible to date rape by a large black man.
Bitch, just eat the damn rape cake. You wanna have a good time at this party?
Rape Cake by benmarvin February 23, 2011

Rape cake 

A celebratory cake eaten after awesome rape.
The police rewarded Sharon with a rape cake after she gave her statement.
Rape cake by Lumpy cakes November 12, 2019

rape cake 

the removed placenta of a rape victim. The word originates from Sweden where placenta translates into "moderkaka" which can be split into "moder", which means "mother", and "kaka", which means "cake".
Would you like a piece of this rape cake which I laid my hands on yesterday?
rape cake by LowSociety February 27, 2009
Eating from the cake without cutting yourself a slice.
He was caught in the act of cake rape, fork in hand, the cake cratered.
Cake Rape by B. Snooks July 4, 2017
(n.) A situation in which cake is promised, but death/rape/fail occurs instead.
(v.) To promise cake but offer only death/rape/fail instead.
The video game Portal is one big Cake Rape.
Cake Rape by OwenSael November 11, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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