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random crit 

An occurrence of a critical hit happening at a seemingly arbitrary time. This phenomenon is usually associated with games such as Pokemon, Team Fortress 2, and other games.

More often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death.
*Player 1 dies*

Player 1: FUCKING RANDOM CRIT YOU GOT SO FUCKING LUCKY WITH THAT!!1

Player 2: rofl QQ more your tears are delicious
random crit by SomeKoolAznKid March 8, 2014
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Random Crit 

The most annoying bullshit in Team Fortress 2. Unless you got the Crit, then it's funny.
Motherfucking random Crit, you woulda been dead you am I spamming fuckboy.
Random Crit by n_u_m_l_o_k September 6, 2020

RANDOM CRIT 

A retarded game mechanic in tf2 that wipes people off the face off the fucking earth because some Demoman thought it would be funny if he shot a pipe over this building little did he know it direct hit me for 300 damage and kills a poor f2p soul.
Valve, remove this, please.
"BULLSHIT!, HE'S LIKE 500 METRES AWAY!... Oh wait it was a random crit"
RANDOM CRIT by A poor f2p September 17, 2020

Random crits are fair and balanced 

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.
person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

Random crits

A vary balanced mechanic that in team fortress two that will occasionally deal more damage than normal and fucking annihilate the enemy if they get hit by a critical boosted attack.
guy 1: I love when I get killed as heavy because a direct hit crocket does 300 fucking damage
guy 2: Random crits are fair and balanced and break stalemates
Random crits by Snake_sixtysix June 25, 2021

Random crits day 

Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!

Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.
"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*
Random crits day by Spy from TF2 November 8, 2022

No Random Crits Syndrome 

Something that a random forgettable Tf2 YouTuber coined where weapons in TF2 have no random crits and that’s all it is and it has no use at all.
No Random Crits Syndrome may have something to do with Sado-Masochism
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