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ranch sexy 

When a girl is attractive only at the place you work at. If you work at a shitty place where everything is gross and unattractive, then a girl that is only a 5 or 6 bumps up to around a 7 or 8.
Stinkman: I think she's sexy.

Luke: No way, she's only ranch sexy. The face is brutal.
ranch sexy by Luck Hampleton June 17, 2008

Ranchsexual

A certain sexual affinity to ranch and all its herbs, blends, and creams. One person who identifies as 'ranchsexual' could find pleasure in shoving quantities of the substance inside their intimate cavities.

One who partakes in the sexual interaction of the condiment ranch, and is celibate to all other condiments.
Person 1: Boy, I sure do love ranch! It makes me feel just as creamy as it is.
Person 2: Wow thats great! Have you ever considered becoming ranchsexual?
Person 1: Baby, I've been ranchsexual since the day I was born, don't play!
Ranchsexual by fuckitimgoingtohell November 25, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026