Ralph Wiggum 

Provider of great quotes.

Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Ralph Wiggum by MoonKnight November 27, 2002

Ralph Wiggum 

Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.

"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.

Ralph Wiggum by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

ralph wiggum 

MY HOMEBOY

eats paste!!!

Provider of great quotes!!!

I ate my caps!! (explodes) ooh!!
My cats breath smells like cat food!!!
It says Choo Choo Choose me... and theres a picture of a train!!

ralph wiggum by paste eater October 20, 2004

ralph wiggum 

The greatest character in the Simpsons (Except Duffman). He also has the best Phrases.

I bent my Wookie!
My daddy shoots people!
Hi! Super Nintendo Chalmers!
I'm Learnding!

ralph wiggum by sam May 12, 2004

Ralph Wiggum 

one who is an idiot or overly simple

That guy is a real Ralph Wiggum

Ralph Wiggum by Drew84 January 10, 2003

Ralph Wiggum 

a retarded person. ... ... ..

"Miss Hoover, I stuck my finger up my nose and some of my brains came out."

Ralph Wiggum by Dave Smith January 27, 2005

Ralph Wiggum 

A moron.

"I'm special!".

Ralph Wiggum by person yo-yo August 2, 2003