Rage boner

Noun. An erection occurring as a result of violent or angry confrontation or other intense emotional experience that is completely inappropriate .

I could never fight in the UFC. Not because I'm not tough enough, but because there's nowhere to hide my inevitable rage boner in the tight shorts they wear during fights.

by Baylee_bananarama July 25, 2019

Rage Boner

When you hate something so much you want to have sex with it

Back in the day, I had a rage boner for my 80 year old English teacher

by Blake12377 August 8, 2012

raging boner

An erection that is way out of fucking control.

Dude: Dude, the other day i tried to buy a vykaden from this guy but it turned out to be a viagra. I HAVE HAD THIS RAGING BONER FOR 3 DAYS NOW AND IVE JERKED OFF 27 TIMES. THIS IS CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL
Dude's Friend: And i care... why?

by Mark O. S. September 28, 2005

Raging Boner

A Enormous Boner OF Catastrophic and in rare cases even BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!!

I have a Raging Boner!! AHHH!!!

by Operator October 6, 2004

Rage Boner

When a man becomes so angry that the increase in blood pressure actually causes him to attain an erection.

"O'Neill was so angry about the woman who let her son wear her used panties on his face that he actually got a rage boner."

by Mike 68 June 15, 2013

Rage Boner

When you are so angry, that you actually get a boner

Mom: "hey, i just donated your Xbox and all the games to charity, hope you dont mind."
Son: "RAGE BONER!!!!!!!"

by beechnutberserkr May 5, 2010

Raging Boner

The biggest boner of all time

Mann Last Night I got a Raging boner from looking at that girl

by HGDQNQDWGQLW,L June 7, 2016