Rage Boner

When you hate something so much you want to have sex with it

Back in the day, I had a rage boner for my 80 year old English teacher

by Blake12377 August 8, 2012

Rage Boner

When a man becomes so angry that the increase in blood pressure actually causes him to attain an erection.

"O'Neill was so angry about the woman who let her son wear her used panties on his face that he actually got a rage boner."

by Mike 68 June 15, 2013

Rage Boner

When you are so angry, that you actually get a boner

Mom: "hey, i just donated your Xbox and all the games to charity, hope you dont mind."
Son: "RAGE BONER!!!!!!!"

by beechnutberserkr May 5, 2010

Rage boner

Noun. An erection occurring as a result of violent or angry confrontation or other intense emotional experience that is completely inappropriate .

I could never fight in the UFC. Not because I'm not tough enough, but because there's nowhere to hide my inevitable rage boner in the tight shorts they wear during fights.

by Baylee_bananarama July 25, 2019

Rage Boner

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.

Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.

by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023

Boner rage

Masturbatory red mist

Will: I couldn't help it. I was in a boner rage.

by dafadau October 28, 2010

Boner Rage

Boner rage is when a boy or a man gets etremely angry over some trivial matter or when he can't solve a simple problem.

Usually this means the boy or guy is either a virgin or hasn't had sex for quite some time.

Pete: "Friggin' hell Nathan why are you so angry !!!!???"

Nathan: Oh - sorry **sobs** I got "boner rage" !!!

(I asked that girl over the other day and only got a kiss and blue balls.)

by SageFellow December 27, 2010