Rage Boner 

When you hate something so much you want to have sex with it

Back in the day, I had a rage boner for my 80 year old English teacher

Rage Boner by Blake12377 August 8, 2012

Rage Boner 

When a man becomes so angry that the increase in blood pressure actually causes him to attain an erection.

"O'Neill was so angry about the woman who let her son wear her used panties on his face that he actually got a rage boner."

Rage Boner by Mike 68 June 15, 2013

Rage Boner 

When you are so angry, that you actually get a boner

Mom: "hey, i just donated your Xbox and all the games to charity, hope you dont mind."
Son: "RAGE BONER!!!!!!!"

Rage Boner by beechnutberserkr May 5, 2010

Rage boner 

Noun. An erection occurring as a result of violent or angry confrontation or other intense emotional experience that is completely inappropriate .

I could never fight in the UFC. Not because I'm not tough enough, but because there's nowhere to hide my inevitable rage boner in the tight shorts they wear during fights.

Rage boner by Baylee_bananarama July 25, 2019

Rage Boner 

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.

Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.

Rage Boner by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023

rage boner

the metaphorical object one rubs in a state of self-gratification based on self-righteous anger towards the actions of others

Do we actually want to talk about how to improve the situation or are we all just rubbing our rage boners?

rage boner by noHucksGiven April 15, 2026

Boner rage 

Masturbatory red mist

Will: I couldn't help it. I was in a boner rage.

Boner rage by dafadau October 28, 2010