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When you hate something so much you want to have sex with it

Back in the day, I had a rage boner for my 80 year old English teacher

Rage Boner by Blake12377 August 8, 2012

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Rage Boner

When a man becomes so angry that the increase in blood pressure actually causes him to attain an erection.

"O'Neill was so angry about the woman who let her son wear her used panties on his face that he actually got a rage boner."

Rage Boner by Mike 68 June 15, 2013

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Rage Boner

When you are so angry, that you actually get a boner

Mom: "hey, i just donated your Xbox and all the games to charity, hope you dont mind."
Son: "RAGE BONER!!!!!!!"

Rage Boner by beechnutberserkr May 5, 2010

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Rage boner

Noun. An erection occurring as a result of violent or angry confrontation or other intense emotional experience that is completely inappropriate .

I could never fight in the UFC. Not because I'm not tough enough, but because there's nowhere to hide my inevitable rage boner in the tight shorts they wear during fights.

Rage boner by Baylee_bananarama July 25, 2019

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Rage Boner

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.

Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.

Rage Boner by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023

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rage boner

the metaphorical object one rubs in a state of self-gratification based on self-righteous anger towards the actions of others

Do we actually want to talk about how to improve the situation or are we all just rubbing our rage boners?

rage boner by noHucksGiven April 15, 2026

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Boner rage

Masturbatory red mist

Will: I couldn't help it. I was in a boner rage.

Boner rage by dafadau October 28, 2010

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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