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RADS

An acronym for a medical condition known as "Red-Ass Dick Syndrome". Usually caused by excessive amounts of dry humping, resulting in severe chafing of the skin just below the head of the penis. Sufferers of RADS often experience pain while walking, running, having sex, jerking off, eating, driving, and breathing. The only known cure is to get with chicks who are easy so that you can actually have sex.
Check out Jesse over there. He's gotta walk half bent-over because he got a bad case of RADS Saturday night.
by The Slow Kid May 16, 2006
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Rads

A small but perfectly formed member of the female species. Prone to uncontrollable fits of rage and can only be calmed by a DBS. A master of martial arts and streetfighting techniques, skilled in sword and knife fighting the Rads is highly dangerous and must not be talked about on the internet.
Watch out for that Rads over there she'll cut you up and feed you to the pigeons and you'll turn into pigeon shit.
by Raaaasboombaclatch April 20, 2006
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Rads

To rashly and/or quickly uninstall software from your system.
<Merauder> I did a Rads, and cunted that piece of shite DAoC from my system incely.
by Merauder March 25, 2003
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Rads

To Quit
by Rads March 25, 2003
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Rads

To Quit then return
Bye... oh erm hi!
by Rads March 25, 2003
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cackle of rads

In the world of Sarah Palin, this apparently refers to a group of feminists.
SarahPalinUSA: Who hijacked term:"feminist"?A cackle of rads who want 2 crucify other women w/whom they disagree on a singular issue; it's ironic (& passé)
by Steve Conover August 18, 2010
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radstock

Radstock... the perfect place to find a group of youtes sitting outside of the library at the age of 12 thinking they run the place, it is also said to be home of the typical crackhead, the radstock hotel ain’t much of a hotel either it’s more of an asylum, oh and don’t forget the working men’s club where no fucker actually works.
Ere mate you been to radstock?

Ye man I went there and got terrorised by a load of kids and thought I was gonna get heroin needles stuck in me
by Hmtyningggg December 8, 2018
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