Radenberg

A smelly, depressed, attention whore that comes up with incredibly bad lies for sympathy. Also, problems with teeth/mouth.

That kid with the messed up teeth over there is a radenberg.

by Gopher Rofl April 17, 2011

gary rivenberg

from the greek for garinium rivinium, meaning god of the freshly mown lawn.

god that alan titchmarsh is a gary rivenberg in human form.

by kayleigh March 8, 2005

Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection

Also called 'The Buffalo Theory' is a hypothesis by Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger who believed that by imbibing certain amounts of alcohol, an individual could increase their intelligence. Specific areas of study included problem solving, memory, and imagination.

Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger, explains his theory to his colleague Dr. George Robert Wendt"
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

by boo boo the bear April 27, 2008

Rautenberg

The best German last name on the planet. Meaning Lozenge Mountain.

Who is that?
Must be a Rautenberg.

by TheBlahBlah June 7, 2011

Rodenburg

A man that is tall, has large hands, talented, and sexy.

Rodenburg is awesome.

by Doggie1020202030204020 December 5, 2017

ira rosenberg

A feminine male who gets beat up by 5foot tall girls.

Jeez.. matt is such an ira rosenberg!.. steph bitches him around completely

by rdevil October 6, 2004

Rosenberg

A beautiful kind caring girl who will make your whole world better any guy would be lucky to have a girl like her and to be able to call her his she has a beautiful soul and gorgeous eyes her smile will light up your whole world and without even knowing it she will make you fall in love with her she has the most amazing personality and is one of the best people you will ever meet she is very honest and faithful if you know a Rosenberg hold onto her and never let her go

She's gorgeous.

Yea she's a Rosenberg.
Oh that explains it.

by ForeverHappy February 15, 2015