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rabbit punch

a punch or strike to the back of the neck. as in the way to put a rabbit out of its misery, with a strike to the back of the neck.
i walked up behind him and gave him a quick rabbit punch.
rabbit punch by sandy February 17, 2005

Rabbit Punch

Any blow to the back of the head, -preferably between the skull and first vertebrae, shaking the victim's brain and upper spinal cord equally, -in particular the Medulla Oblongata, or brain stem, -which does not regenerate-, permanently disabling basic motor and bodily functions, as well as possible brain and nerve damage to lobes of the brain dealing with sight, smell, taste, kidney function, hearing, and respiration.
By far, the most profound way to get even with someone, short of murder; on account it is: 1) easy to pull off, as the victim never sees anything coming, as well as, 2) deliberately aiming for that most tender spot in vertebrates, rendering it "unsportsmanlike", in athletic endeavor.
That accountant figured he could rob me of my 40 acre farm; so, one day, I rabbit punched him. Now he can't control his eyes or tongue... And, I got a one year suspended sentence!

The Rabbit Punch, makes all men equal with one beautiful move. So, remember to Love Thy Neighbor.
Rabbit Punch by skydog70 January 20, 2007

rabbit punch

a short sharp punch to a ladys vagina
she pissed me of so I rabbit punched her right in the fanny
rabbit punch by rabbbit October 7, 2011

Rabbit punch

Jacking off a small human with short fast strokes.
I would love to rabbit punch that boy over there.

Rabbit punch

That thug rabbit punched his boss and ran away because he decided that he would do better as a lone wolf than in a gang.
Rabbit punch by Light Joker October 13, 2004

Rabbit Punch

Quick and repetative punches. Often brought about as a direct consequence of someone being a total dumbass.
The guy is such a dick... I just wanna rabbit punch the fucker.
Rabbit Punch by Aaron Jones December 8, 2004