RSVP the Divorce Share definition Flag A phrase used when you will not be attending a wedding knowing the marriage will end in divorce. "Yo you going to Bethany and Skiba's wedding?""Naw I'm gonna RSVP the Divorce." RSVP the Divorce by DonKehote August 23, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the RSVP the Divorce mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch