A small town just outside of Schenectady. It was once largely populated by Italians and the affluent, but nothing can outlast the teeming stench and decy that eminates from Schenectady forever. Even the Guyanese who have moved there after making some money selling cheap houses in Schenectady are leaving for better areas like Glenville and Niskayuna. And the vacancies left behind are quickly being filled by white trash ghetto scum that were born and raised in Schenectady.
European Gabber. Invariably more cheesy than the North Americancounterpart. The beat is slower and more distorted, and it likes to employ anthem hoovers. Rotterdam was actually the first music genre to use hoovers. See also: gabber
A city in the Netherlands where the women tug their hair like they're trying to prove it won't fall out.
And all the men are gargoyles dipped long in Irish stout.
The whole place is pickled and the people are pickles for sure but no one knows if they've done more here than they ever would do in a jar because it’s Rotterdam, though it could be Liverpool or Rome.
Cause Rotterdam is anywhere. Anywhere alone.
And everyone is blonde and everyone is beautiful but when blondes and beautiful are multiple they become so dull and dutiful.
And when faced with dull and dutiful they fire red warning flares.