1 definition by Mansjanfuturk
A city in the Netherlands where the women tug their hair like they're trying to prove it won't fall out.
And all the men are gargoyles dipped long in Irish stout.
The whole place is pickled and the people are pickles for sure but no one knows if they've done more here than they ever would do in a jar because it’s Rotterdam, though it could be Liverpool or Rome.
Cause Rotterdam is anywhere. Anywhere alone.
And everyone is blonde and everyone is beautiful but when blondes and beautiful are multiple they become so dull and dutiful.
And when faced with dull and dutiful they fire red warning flares.
They’re like Battle khaki personality with red underwear
And all the men are gargoyles dipped long in Irish stout.
The whole place is pickled and the people are pickles for sure but no one knows if they've done more here than they ever would do in a jar because it’s Rotterdam, though it could be Liverpool or Rome.
Cause Rotterdam is anywhere. Anywhere alone.
And everyone is blonde and everyone is beautiful but when blondes and beautiful are multiple they become so dull and dutiful.
And when faced with dull and dutiful they fire red warning flares.
They’re like Battle khaki personality with red underwear
Jaqui- Hey Paul lets go to Rotterdam!
Paul- But it’s just like Liverpool and that’s closer you gay twat!
Paul- But it’s just like Liverpool and that’s closer you gay twat!
by Mansjanfuturk December 18, 2022