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ROTC kids 

Absolutely badasses is what they think of themself. In reality they are 5’4” and 102 pounds who barely bench the 45 pound bar. Half of the kids are using the program as a last chance to make friends and the other half are using it to get into military because they are too dumb to get into college. They all are the most patriotic kids on campus and act like they fought wars for the US.
Dude look at IAN BURRIS he’s such a pussy
JROTC kids be like I got war next period
ROTC kids by sdfootball1119 December 11, 2019
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ROTC kids 

This group consists of some of the most patriotic kids and some LGBTQ+ plus kids that aren't the theater kids and are mostly in the choir for the grade. The two farthest groups in school come together to create mental and emotional stress for their retired leaders. Many of these two groups take this class because they aren't smart enough to go to college or just really want to get out in the field and have their life planned for them. However, sometimes you get the star students involved in everything. It is a toss-up if they will be confident enough, although distant to be the core commander or the shy more ROTC-focused core commander that tries their best to lead. Either way, they have the best potential to score high on the ASVAB and be bragged about to recruiters and the school, despite only passively thinking about joining the military. Throughout ROTC kids, the drama will ensue and relationships will form, then end up failing, usually resulting one dropping out. Despite opposing views and plans in life, they all come together to party at the military ball.
Person 1: Why does that boy always have his head shaved and only talk about tanks?
Person 2: Oh he's a ROTC kid that can't wait to get swept up by the government.
Person 3: What about those girls over there holding hands in matching clothes?
Person 2: Also ROTC kids, but *walks over* NO #PDA IN UNIFORM YOU TWO!
ROTC kids by trying_their_best March 7, 2022
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When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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