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ROFLdotCOM 

This is where you tell someone to go when they are being:
A) Stupid in a humorous way.
B) Hilarious
or when someone makes a joke which is extremely amusing.
<Person 1> How many babies does it take to cover a wall?

<Person 2> I dunno. How many?

<Person 1> 1 - if you throw it hard enough.

<Person 2> ROFLdotCOM!!!
ROFLdotCOM by Wurd To Volkie February 19, 2003
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ROFLPOTTOMUS 

A hippotomus that eats roflwoffles and pwns faces. Easily distinguished by it's purple skin and crossed eyes which enables it to pwn multiple faces at teh same time. Hates teh ROFLNOCEROS.
Bob: omg wanna cex later?
Chris: ROFLPOTTOMUS, nty kthnxbai
ROFLPOTTOMUS by Teh Bob & Rob September 18, 2008
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ROFLPOTTOMUS 

A hippotomus that eats roflwoffles and pwns faces. Easily distinguished by it's purple skin and crossed eyes which enables it to pwn multiple faces at teh same time. Hates teh ROFLNOCEROS.

Bob:pmg wanna cex later?
Chris:ROFLPOTTOMUS, nty kthnxbai.
ROFLPOTTOMUS by Teh Bob & Rob September 17, 2008

rofldoctor 

A doctor taht is needed for one who laughs to hard.
Person1: Wouldn't your first clue be like, "honey, have you seen the dog?"...."Honey?"
Person2: AHAHHAH
Person1: OH GOD! omg hes laughing too hard...WE NEED A rofldoctor OVER HERE!
rofldoctor by J-Fed May 9, 2006
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026