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roflmuffins 

1. The physical embodiment of rofl in delicious muffin form.

2. Alternative to the plain/boring rofl used in internet conversations. Sometimes confusing when seen for the first time among those not proficient in leet.
MSNNerd1: I got a drug raid today.
MSNNerd2: roflmuffins
MSNNerd1: wtf ?
roflmuffins by Bazwalt July 31, 2008
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Roflpuffs 

An extended version of rofl. Saying this usually mocks people who say rofl. It's funny, trust me.
"ROFLPUFFS UR GAY I PWNED JOOR MOM FAGGOT NUB LOLZ!1!!11one!!11"
Roflpuffs by Boush December 9, 2003

Roflpuffs 

An extension of the word 'rofl'.

I thought I thought of this first, but it appears some people were faster than me =o
*somenoob killed himself with a headshot from the defusal kit
someguy: roflpuffs!
Roflpuffs by Sapphire X December 30, 2004

Roflpuffs 

A sarcastic/cute replacement for ROFL, or Rolling On the Floor Laughing; mocking AOL kiddies who use such abbreviations on a regular basis.
Roflpuffs, Jeff is a funny lad.
Roflpuffs by Velkairn December 9, 2003

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026