ROFL Rockets

Said as it is spelled ( e.g. Raw-full) not as an acronym* ( e.g. R-O-F-L). Means that something is so explodingly funny, that you do not stop laughing for at least thirty seconds.

*Comes from the acronym ROFL meaning Rolling On Floor Laughing

Jim: Oh my god, I just scared my and it ran into the wall!

Mike: Holy crap! ROFL Rockets.

ROFL Rockets by Al Kruse July 14, 2007

ROFLROCKET 

The ordinance that comes standard-equipped on all ROFLCHOPPERS and ROFLCHOPTERS. Typically used to take out LMAOPLANES, LOLCOWS, and other E-Nuisances. A paradox, ROFLROCKETS are both weapons of war and peace at the same time.

The main armament of a ROFLROCKET is an anti-absurdity warhead that smites down e-thugs, e-trolls and e-bullies with undeniable reason and exposes them as fools, while simultaneously entertaining all(especially children) who see its explosions. Unlike other rockets in the real world, a ROFLROCKET if aimed properly will never miss its target.

.......................__ ............
......<ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL>.
........................| |...........
................... __\||/____......
.\\...............|'-|--| .\\....\.....
..\ \_...........|--|---|..\\ ....\....
../ L \____,/-------\___\___\
.|LOL|-------------O----- ----,\..
..\ L /______,---''-----------, /...
../ /.............\_________ ,/....
.//.............___/ROFLROCKET\__/.

(sorry it got ruined a little in the translation. )

The ROFLCOPTER rains down a furious maelstrom of ROFLROCKETS on all those who oppose it, while simultaneously pleasing children.

ROFLROCKET by ShogaNinja February 19, 2009