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ROBLOX MilSim 

ROBLOX MilSim is generally a niche of people who LARP as "soldiers". Unfortunately, a very large majority of these people are just as toxic and pedophilic as rogangsters. They tend to wear either fictional or real-world uniforms from various militaries, though most will be wearing copy-paste OCPs, M81s, or Russian camouflage and overrated Community Creation gear. Take everything they say with a grain of salt, MilSimmers are very easy people to enrage in pointless arguments with. They love to suck people off for free ranking in groups as well. They typically tend to talk about what kind of round they think is best to kill themselves with, or why an M60 Patton tank is far better at running over refugees than a Challenger II. The typical armchair soldier spends many hours in ROBLOX/Discord military group games and dedicate their souls to their group. Many MilSimmers also bear the dreaded Premium badge. Many of them tend to be either far-left braindead retards or far-right chuds, those in between are a very small few. They talk real game but aren't actually any threat when you ignore them. Overall, they are just a well-organized rogangster militia but more LARPing and grooming than usual.
"Hey, which 7.62mm round should I shoot my cat with? The Tungsten carbide ones are good at armor penetration and better than the shitty standards!" - Standard ROBLOX MilSimmer
"I don't know John, maybe you should use the 120mm APFSDS, it's far better at penetration."
ROBLOX MilSim by ROBLOX Historian January 22, 2021
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