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Real Life Pervert. A sick and twisted individual who is preoccupied with sex all of the time. They will sniff your girlfriend's panties when you aren't looking, rub their dicks against the person in front of them at rock shows, and masturbate in the bushes outside a Planned Parenthood.
Real life perverts generally have thin mustaches and messy pony tails, wear stained sweatpants and sick glasses, listen to Pat Metheny, and sometimes are very spiritual.
They usually like to hang out on the streets of Montreal from midnight to 7 am.
"Oh my god, that guy with the Charlotte Hornets hat and windbreaker just came out of the 24 hour Peepworld!"
"EWW he's an RLP, run!"
rlp by Terry Terroid December 30, 2005
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"real life pervert"
a real sicko. not just someone who makes dirty jokes. an rlp is really sick in the head.
at the local video rental store...
"dude, look at that old guy browsing through the porn section."
"yuck, that guy is an rlp."
rlp by chateau royal December 27, 2005
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RLP.
Oh look at this Levi! He's such an RLP!
RLP by xXAnonymusnyarbXx January 26, 2019

rlp status 

This is an abbreviation of ReLationshiP status. RLP cause people too lazy to type an entire word these days.
Yo girl what is your rlp status? Not RIP but RLP cause I’m cool and use abbreviations
rlp status by Biff Beasley May 7, 2021
Real-life PK (player killing). Refers to the very rare instances where players of MMORPGs would be driven to kill other players in real life, rather than just in-game (see player killing). Usually this happens as an act of revenge over some horrible grievance that would occur in-game, as is the case in 2005 of a Shanghai man who stabbed his (former) friend to death for betraying him and stealing a sword they had won together in the MMORPG "The Legend of Mir 3".
Josh was so angered after Steve's character had killed his character for the 6th time, that for a moment he seriously pondered finding out Steve's address and RLPK'ing him.
RLPK by Nilac The Grim November 30, 2010

Ko Rlpof 

"Ko Rlpof Puh" is a unique term combining Fortnite, Hello Kitty, and a playful expression. In this context, it signifies the delightful surprise and joy experienced when encountering a lighthearted, Hello Kitty-themed moment within the Fortnite gaming universe.
*While navigating through Fortnite's virtual landscape, the players were caught off guard by a "Ko Rlpof Puh" encounter—a Hello Kitty-inspired emote that popped up unexpectedly, bringing a lighthearted and amusing element to their intense battle.*
Ko Rlpof by Etiicq December 25, 2023
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