REZ RIDE

ANY CAR OFF A RESERVATION FROM THE HOOD OR MEXICAN MOBILE IS A REZ RIDE IT HAS A CRACKED WINSHIELD MULTI COLORD PAINT DIFFERENT SIZE TIRES MAY HAVE ONE OR MORE DOUGHNUT TIRES ON IT A MAJOR OIL LEAK NO EXHAUST OR COULD BE A CAR WITH THOSE HUGE GAY TIRES ON IT WITH FAGGY SPINNERS EVEN A CAR WITH A HOMO FIN AND A TRASH CAN MUFFLER MAKING IT SOUND LIKE A LAWNMOWER ALL THE KIDS DO THIS THESE DAYS ALL WEAK SHOW NO GO ANYWAYS THATS A REZ RIDE ANY CAR WITH GHETTO DRUGGIE WHITE TRASH MENTALITY WRITTEN ALL OVER IT

DID YOU JUST SEE THAT NEON WITH THAT STUPID FIN AND WEAK RIMS SOUNDED LIKE A FKN BROKEN BLENDER WHEN IT WENT BYE WHAT A GAY REZ RIDE

REZ RIDE by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 26, 2011

Rez Ride

A car that is barely held together with a bumber sticker that reads "Indian Power". It usually has no seat belts, rearview mirror, tail lights, head lights, gas cap, and a decent radio. It often needs repairs and hauls ass on any dirt road.

Carl: "Hey I need a ride to the store."
Jon: "If you air up my flat tire and put in gas, I'll take you."
Carl: "I hate your rez ride!"
Jon: "Me too."
Carl: "Where is your pump?"
Jon: "In the trunk, underneath the blanket, by the commods."

Rez Ride by Notah November 9, 2007