Resting

A euphemism for masturbation.
wanking

Christian: Shaun, I heard heavy breathing from outside your room when I brought your chicken up so I left it in the kitchen for you.
Shaun: I'll come down and get it in a bit, I was just resting.

by yamazon February 24, 2019

Resting

To slack off from any responsibility and veg for an undetermined amount of time.

I decided resting was the only way for me to maintain my sanity.

by StaciK June 16, 2008

Resting

A word that was invented to have a good excuse to sleep in the middle of the day, without giving other people the impression that one is depressed.

Resting might lead to an Urban Dictionary Appifany, and/or the feeling of being a new man.

"Hey man, wanna play some soccer with me and the guys?"
"Nah, I'm tired man, think I'm gonna sleep."
"What the... in the middle of the day? You ok man?"
"REST... I'm gonna rest, I had a rough day."
"Oh, alright. Some other time then."
*click*

When I was resting today (contently), I had an Urban Dictionary Appifany. Then I went to urbandictionary.com and submitted it, whilst feeling like a new man.

by foggel April 16, 2009

Resting

When a hornet or wasp comes back to sting you a second time as the first time just was not enough.

“A bee showed up, and it resting me”

by Wypipo whisperer August 24, 2019

Resting sad face

The appearance of sadness or sorrow in ones face while at rest, despite not feeling unhappy.

For example: Keanu Reeves, park bench.

"What's wrong? Smile!"
"Nothing is wrong, this is my face"
"Oh really? You have resting sad face"

by Batattack October 29, 2014

resting bitch face

a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Nah, she's just got a resting bitch face, she's actually really sweet

by miisty April 19, 2011

Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.

Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."

by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco June 1, 2015