real men

"Real Men" is a phrase which literally means "Douche Bags Like Me" (or singular - "A Douche Bag Like Me") and is generally used by men who do not realize they are douche bags.

Real Men don't drink that imported microbrew shit. -> Douche Bags Like Me don't drink that imported microbrew shit.

A Real Man would never drive a Lexus -> A Douche Bag Like Me would never drive a Lexus.

by Chomputer March 8, 2009

Real men

Real men stand in a circle with their friends, have their pants down and sing the following...
"I am special, i am special, yes i am, yes i am."
"I am very special, i am very special, yes i am, yes i am."

"No! We have to solve this conflict like real men!"
(Then the above definition happens.)

by I Want To Believe Original RIP May 2, 2022

Real Men

Real Men is defined as a Male who does not use straws ever, to start a enviornmental movement to save the turtles.

Waitress from Top Golf, "Here's your water" . Real men replies, "SAVE THE TURTLES!"

by Save the turtles dude February 18, 2019

Real men

Real men skrt on the urinal and drink lean

Human 1:Yo homie wanna watch The Goonies?
Human 2: Sure my du-
Alien: YO MY NIGGAS REAL MEN WATCH octonauts the movie

by 16:20 June 2, 2019

real men

1. guys with chest hair
2. guys who thig they are tough
3. guys with big feet
4. women with big feet
5 women with mustaches

real men take it up the azz

by the man December 19, 1999

real men

real man: "a man who can't touch his toes for Nuts."

Kim:"omg, look at the crackers on that guy, betcha he can't touch his toes"

by He-man March 6, 2003

real men

suck it in, dont eat, dont flinch

and real men dont eat bc theyre above taht DAMN IT

by that wierd faggot June 25, 2021