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"Real Men" is a phrase which literally means "Douche Bags Like Me" (or singular - "A Douche Bag Like Me") and is generally used by men who do not realize they are douche bags.
Real Men don't drink that imported microbrew shit. -> Douche Bags Like Me don't drink that imported microbrew shit.
A Real Man would never drive a Lexus -> A Douche Bag Like Me would never drive a Lexus.
A Real Man would never drive a Lexus -> A Douche Bag Like Me would never drive a Lexus.
by Chomputer March 8, 2009
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