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The smartest most accomplished man in history. A future POTUS and all around good guy
Who do you haven a crush on?
Zev
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loves banana pancakes and makes the cutest but most annoying faces. he loves crimes and food but mostly he loves being lazy. on top of all that he is the bestest friend in the whole world and is AWESOME!
zev is AWESOME!
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v. To leave half a test blank
Jerry came into class high as a kite , so he had to zev the test
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A real punker type of guy, aesthetically badass in nature and design. Capable of inducing herds of women into panty-soaked misery with the simple wink of an eye. Also a total dick, but he has a TOTAL dick as well.
"Fuck man who is that new kid?"

"DUH- that's zev. I'd fuck him. "
"Dude same."
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The sweetest, most romantic, boy alive. Always puts others before himself and can always put a smile on your face. Like a dog - he will care for you consistently until forced to stop and will probably end up coming back. Such a sweet boy.

On a side note - totally do-able. Unf.
Zev is so cute.
by sarahvcv June 20, 2011
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