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"Man, that is one R.U.B. right there."
R.U.B. by Kujo1200 August 3, 2007
A RUB is a random unexpected boner. Kinda explains itself. Its comes and goes and is definitely not needed.
"F*ck man. I got a R.U.B.!"
"Aw man, im so sorry"
R.U.B by Bob man meyers March 7, 2017

R.U.B.S. 

Retarded Ugg Boot Syndrome
When girls have their ugg boots totally messed up and are pretty much walking on the trunk of the boot side ways and retarted.
Lindsey has some major R.U.B.S.

Asians have RUBS.

RUBS are everywhere
R.U.B.S. by ugg hater October 7, 2009

icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go 💔... 

I can’t lie, you piss me off and that piss me off so much. Not gonna lie, are you for real right now? Be for real. I hate being different, I don’t even know anymore man, just… I hate this shit, why are you so - be so for real with me right now because… Laugh out loud, on my soul, I can’t lie, that shit pissed me off so much so bad right now, not gonna lie. Are you seriously serious and for real right now, bro? Laugh out loud, at this point, just go.
Bro icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go 💔...

.µ.imaweli.µ.icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go.µ.imaweli.µ. 

.µ.imaweli.µ.icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go.µ.imaweli.µ.
.µ.imaweli.µ.icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go.µ.imaweli.µ.

B.R.U.T.E/Mech 

A robot looking thing commonly used by pussies. Originated by some guy that was on weed using weed as a straw to drink his beer his favorite number 420 hmm.
bro this guys just killed me with a B.R.U.T.E/Mech what a pussy
B.R.U.T.E/Mech by Kangaroo124 August 16, 2019