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Same as retard. See retard
Jack: I'm gonna go get some money from the ATM.

Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?

Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!

Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.

Tim: What was that?

Kate: You heard me r tard.

Tim: Fuck you guys!
r tard by No Problem, Gaylord August 24, 2006
A synonym for retard that is used by people who play too much goddamned Warcraft. Also used by Eric Cartman in an amazing South Park episode featuring the game.
Guy 1: Haha, he mixed the elixer of black death with the remedy of whiteness. What an R tard.

Guy 2: Say the whole word you fucking retard.
r tard by Drew Ford November 9, 2008
Meaning retarded but the people who you are saying it to don't deserve the e
Ryan you are such an R tard for taking the starburst
r tard by Coolguy6969696969 April 30, 2008
A retard. Used by Stan on Make Love, Not Warcraft.
Randy: You've been on your computer all weekend, shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?

Stan: I am socializing r-tard. I'm logged to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.

Randy: ... I'm not a r-tard.
R-tard by krazykushluk March 6, 2007
r-tard by jordan eastbrook October 19, 2003
people on *chan that always ask for pictures/other stuff in boards such as /a/, with no regard for the rules on *chan for those specific boards.
(/a/ board, 6:00pm)
anon 1: hey, i was just wondering if anyone's got a picture of yoko from GL?

anon 2: No.

anon 3: GTFO

anon 4: /r/ is that way------> /r/tard.
/r/tard by Alan Li February 7, 2008
R-Tard Also known as retard;

1. a person of subnormal intelligence
Offensive Slang
2. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
3. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept
"Alyssa is an R-Tard"
"Why are you acting like such an R-Tard"
"Fucking R-Tard"
"You will never get your word in a dictionary, bullshit R-Tards"
R-Tard by Trent D December 12, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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