Quelo
Slang word for a kilogram (namely of cocaine or heroin). Popularized by Oakland rapper J-Stalin's song "Another Day Another Quelo."
Quelo by Pablo the Husalah September 16, 2010
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boner queso
A synonym for smegma. Sometimes used specifically to describe dick cheese belonging to a person of hispanic origin.
Armando: Duuuude have you seen how much boner queso Jose has? You could make a quesadilla with that shit.
Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.
Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.
boner queso by Hammer of Jesus April 5, 2017
Related Words
Quelo • QUELORIC • quelouge • Que'lon • que lo parió • que lo que • que lo hay • Que lo Trato • Que Lo Wa • ¿Qué lo de?
Blumpkin con Queso
Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.
Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa
Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa
While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.
Blumpkin con Queso by MasterBlaster666 November 5, 2013
Senor Queso
The one and only god among us and is super cool. They are one of the most greatest people alive in the world and will continue to be the greatest. They are shy, lonely, and super insecure. They also have a difficult time making new friends. Senor Queso is also the leader of cheese so respect them when buying cheese. They are friends with some very intelligent humans as well which is why it is difficult for them to make friends. Their daily meal is cheese, milk, cheese, etc.
Senor Queso by Senor Queso October 15, 2020
Queso Crunchwrap
something that taco bell really needs to put back on their menu,and have it on their perminatly.it was a new kind of crunchwrap that was out summer 2008,then they decided to do the stupid thing and discontinue it.it was way better than the regular crunchwrap,mainly cause it doesnt have a shit load of lettuce in it.
Queso Crunchwrap by y2c January 16, 2009
Parmesean Quesodilla
A gay sex act were a fat man is sitting down and his partner inserts his penis into his fat rolls and ejaculates into said roll of fat, then the partner would proceeds to eat it out of his roll.
Parmesean Quesodilla by American Badass November 4, 2013
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