queefmaster

1. One who, through vigorous intercourse, can cause a woman's vagina to expel air.

2. One who enjoys, understands, and appreciates the odiforous distinctions of a woman's queef, or cuntfart.

"Mmmm, do I detect some raspberry douche mixed with semen in your last cuntfart"?
"Wow! You're a real "queefmaster", aren't you"?

by Daniel Boner December 1, 2006

Queefmaster 2.0

A secret nickname used to describe one of your hot blonde coworkers, who appears to be good at playing with her pussy.

“You see her name on the board?”

“Yeah”

“Wouldn’t it be funny if we erased it then wrote, ‘Queefmaster 2.0’ instead?”

“Heehee W Rizz!”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

queefster

Vagina smuggling. When you hide something in your vaginal cavity. Similar to "keester it" which means to hide something in your anal cavity.

How did that female prisoner smuggle that contraband in? She must have queefstered it

by tvgarbur July 9, 2011

queefmonster

When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls.

Brittany: What the fuck happened to your cock and balls?
Joe: Oh what the hell?
Brittany: I have no idea..
Joe: Must have been the goddamn queefmonster!!!!

by The queefoniator May 29, 2009

QueefMonster

A bitch with an extra phat pussy that that squeeze out a good queef

Look at that queefmonster over there doing her thang

by Queefmonster October 28, 2017

queefeater

Lame. Someone so lame, it could be said that they eat queefs.

Anyone with the 'flavor saver' facial hair motif is a COMPLETE queefeater.

by Allison Parks February 2, 2008

Queefmeister

A female German exchange student who is really cute. She has blonde hair green eyes and a wonderful round ass and rack. She also has pig tails. She wears clothing that is more stylish than the girls here. It includes a lot of boots and short skirts. Unfortunately....she queefs a lot. Meaning she farts out of her pussy. She is, and all German girls who do this can be reffered to as Queefmeisters. It's somewhat a German word.

Kind of a bastardation. (that's meant to be ironic)

by Yobastabker November 4, 2004