quarantine time 

where everyone is stuck inside and lets girls flirt w guys on snap. even tho these girls dont have feelings for any of them. they still have the privilege of doing it

girl 1: yk what time it is
girl 2: what?
girl 1: quarantine time ;)
girl 2: haha, how many you got? i got 10
girl 1: i got 20

quarantine time by bobicka May 4, 2020

quarantine time 

time goes by differently in quarantine due to the coronavirus and everything being closed

“wow man, you’re up at 11pm?” “no bro, it’s 8pm in quarantine time”

quarantine time by ghostynipple April 15, 2020

The Quarantine Time Paradox 

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

The Quarantine Time Paradox by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008