Quagmire'd

when you think a girl is very attractive from behind but when she turns around shes fat and ugly

guy: dude i met this gril at walmart yesterday,she had the fattest ass

friend:worddd you get her number bro?

guy: nah bruh cause when she turned around she was fat as fuck and ugly as shit

friend: HAHA you got quagmire'd dude

by @mikeyylaflare November 16, 2013

Daddies Quagmire

The act of putting your long pointy chin in a person's asshole

sorry but i cant take a seat teacher, my grandpa gave me a Daddies Quagmire and i can barely bend my knees.

by Jacob Anders July 20, 2020

Dirty quagmire

When you fill every hole in your girlfriend’s body with insect pheromones and go camping for a week, so if you have intercourse you can enjoy the tingling sensation of worms, flies, maggots, roaches, and bees on and crawling into your dick!

Yeah I had to take Whitney to the ER because I tried to give her a dirty quagmire

by Trullucc August 26, 2022

naughty double quagmire

Shove your two balls into the cheek pockets of your hoe and smack her face with your dick and then jizz in each eyeball and then screamm "WHOS YOUR DADDY? GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GOOOO!"

my bitch was gettin fresh so i gave her a naughty double quagmire.

by quags December 8, 2006

Glen Quagmire

Sex-addicted character from Family Guy. Is usually compared to Charlie Sheen. Loves to giggidy girls gshmoggus's

Glen Quagmire- Hey babe, how old are you?

Girl- 16.

Quagmire- 18, your first.

Girl- Mom, come here.

Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!

by djhf lkjdhflkj May 20, 2012

Glenn Quagmire

Glenn is the sex-crazed next door neighbor and one of Peter Griffin's best friends. He is often seen trying to pick up women for anonymous sex, whether it be a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll. One of his catch phrases are "Giggity giggity goo".

Glenn Quagmire: Dear diary... JACKPOT.

by Glenn_Quagmire September 16, 2006

Quagmire turns into a toilet

In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy

Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!

by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019