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Quabbin high 

Welp, Quabbin is a hellhole.

If you like drugs, we’ve got plenty if you know the right people.

Last year, two dumbasses made a viral Instagram account about a secret “Quabbin kid”

There’s always a good fight somewhere, or yknow- people making out if you’re into it.

People ride their tractors to school.

The only good sports are field hockey, girls basketball, and usually cross country.

There are so many quiet kids that it’s just insane.
Susie: Where do you go to school, Billy?

Billy: Hell.

Susie: Oh you mean Quabbin High!!
Quabbin high by Gay tingz June 22, 2020
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Quabbin High School 

well, if you love the smell of pot, thats what the bathrooms smell like.

the students are either pot smokers, socially challenged or mean.

most sports they suck at, mostly football...yet thats the one sport everyone wastes their time going to see.
there's always a good fight happening.

the school is made up from 5 TINY towns in the middle of no where.

some people ride their tractors to school, that's how farmerish the towns are.

come for a good education(:
Quabbin High School may look nice, have nice teachers, and make you smart, but the students will make you hate it.

Quabbin Regional High School 

A school in Barre, Ma that hosts 5 towns (6 in you include Petersham). Tons of drugs if you know where to look. Really there are 4 types of kids there. The wannabe rednecks, the socially challenged, the wannabe gangsters, and the popular kids who all hate each other but pretend to like each other for whatever reason.

Teachers are chill but you learn nothing. All sports suck except for field hockey which is ironic.
My brain development regressed during the 4 years I spent at Quabbin Regional High School.
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