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When it comes to jet dogfights in Battlefield 3; once you know you're completely screwed in a dogfight, you switch randomly up- or downwards hoping for the best.
Doing this is called a "Qrzma".
"It sure looks like he is about to get killed, since he's pulling a Qrzma".

"That guy performed a Qrzma last dogfight".
Qrzma by imhotep January 23, 2013
Words you can keep

qpzmalwoxnskeicbdjruvfhtyg 

When you are so bored you decide to try qpzmalwoxnskeicbdjruvfhtyg, which you come up with by working your way inward with the first and last starting with the top row, then the bottom row, and then the middle row.
Looking up online to see if you can identify a qwerty combination that has not yet been discovered, so you type in qpzmalwoxnskeicbdjruvfhtyg and find out that it definitely has been discovered.

qpzmalwoxnskeicndjruvbfhtyg

There is really no explanation needed for this kind of thing.. You really got so bored you decided to do this!?
You: qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvbgty
Your common sense brain: Alright, let's get into the homework now.
Your stupid brain: qpzmalwoxnskeicndjruvbfhtyg
Your fingers: qpzmalwoxnskeicndjruvbfhtyg
Your common sense brain: Why don't you ever listen to me..
You: Haha this is kinda fun now!

qlzmapwkxmsoejcndirhvbfutyg 

If you are here that means that you are too bored...
I AM SO BORED QLZMAPWKXMSOEJCNDIRHVBFUTYG!!
man dude that stinks, i shall now call you a qizman.
qizman by squaccoslimy February 4, 2018
When you already typed qpalzm and you are bored so you do it again in a pattern

q l z m a p
guy: hey I'm bored I typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvnm and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq also qpalzm
also guy: wait a second I can type qlzmap
qlzmap by GaymerMcBoomer November 16, 2020

qpzmalxncbv 

Very likely that you're in online class or waiting for someone. Probably because you're bored.
Ah shit, I hurt my qpzmalxncbv!
What do I do?
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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