Qrzma

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When it comes to jet dogfights in Battlefield 3; once you know you're completely screwed in a dogfight, you switch randomly up- or downwards hoping for the best.
Doing this is called a "Qrzma".

"It sure looks like he is about to get killed, since he's pulling a Qrzma".

"That guy performed a Qrzma last dogfight".

Qrzma by imhotep January 23, 2013

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Looking up online to see if you can identify a qwerty combination that has not yet been discovered, so you type in qpzmalwoxnskeicbdjruvfhtyg and find out that it definitely has been discovered.

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There is really no explanation needed for this kind of thing.. You really got so bored you decided to do this!?

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If you are here that means that you are too bored...

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qizman

A Colonic Calliope.

man dude that stinks, i shall now call you a qizman.

qizman by squaccoslimy February 4, 2018

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qlzmap

When you already typed qpalzm and you are bored so you do it again in a pattern

q l z m a p

guy: hey I'm bored I typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvnm and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq also qpalzm
also guy: wait a second I can type qlzmap

qlzmap by GaymerMcBoomer November 16, 2020

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qpzmalxncbv

Very likely that you're in online class or waiting for someone. Probably because you're bored.

Ah shit, I hurt my qpzmalxncbv!
What do I do?

qpzmalxncbv by soulvisions9999ondiscord March 5, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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