Qrzma

When it comes to jet dogfights in Battlefield 3; once you know you're completely screwed in a dogfight, you switch randomly up- or downwards hoping for the best.
Doing this is called a "Qrzma".

"It sure looks like he is about to get killed, since he's pulling a Qrzma".

"That guy performed a Qrzma last dogfight".

by imhotep January 23, 2013

qpzmalwoxnskeicbdjruvfhtyg

When you are so bored you decide to try qpzmalwoxnskeicbdjruvfhtyg, which you come up with by working your way inward with the first and last starting with the top row, then the bottom row, and then the middle row.

Looking up online to see if you can identify a qwerty combination that has not yet been discovered, so you type in qpzmalwoxnskeicbdjruvfhtyg and find out that it definitely has been discovered.

by HANNAHISTHEBEST3314567 June 19, 2018

qpzmalwoxnskeicndjruvbfhtyg

There is really no explanation needed for this kind of thing.. You really got so bored you decided to do this!?

You: qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvbgty
Your common sense brain: Alright, let's get into the homework now.
Your stupid brain: qpzmalwoxnskeicndjruvbfhtyg
Your fingers: qpzmalwoxnskeicndjruvbfhtyg
Your common sense brain: Why don't you ever listen to me..
You: Haha this is kinda fun now!

by laosdkfjlws June 2, 2021

qlzmapwkxmsoejcndirhvbfutyg

If you are here that means that you are too bored...

I AM SO BORED QLZMAPWKXMSOEJCNDIRHVBFUTYG!!

by UsEr01729 August 4, 2021

qizman

A Colonic Calliope.

man dude that stinks, i shall now call you a qizman.

by squaccoslimy February 4, 2018

qlzmap

When you already typed qpalzm and you are bored so you do it again in a pattern

q l z m a p

guy: hey I'm bored I typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvnm and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq also qpalzm
also guy: wait a second I can type qlzmap

by GaymerMcBoomer November 16, 2020

qpzmalxncbv

Very likely that you're in online class or waiting for someone. Probably because you're bored.

Ah shit, I hurt my qpzmalxncbv!
What do I do?

by soulvisions9999ondiscord March 5, 2021