Pyrocleptomaniac

pronoun pyro - cleptomaniac one who accidentally steals lighters.

That pyrocleptomaniac just ganked my lighter

by Aloha2020 August 18, 2010

pyrokleptomaniac

A person who unknowinly diverts all stray disposable lighters into his or her pocket/purse.

There's got be a pyrokleptomaniac in this house. There's never any lighters around here.

by Ted, submiting for S. Guenther August 23, 2006