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Pyjama Syndrome 

An a state of mind that begins from the moment you wake up, which is associated with laziness and procrastination but is really an unforgiving, endless cycle from which you will never escape.

This state of mind is activated from the moment you wake up and spend your day in your pyjamas, which you'll soon realize, is controlling your mind, and you won't be able to do anything about it.
I wake up in pyjamas and have a lazy pyjama morning, this lazy pyjama morning later turns into a lazy pyjama afternoon, which turns into a lazy pyjama evening, and the cycle endlessly repeats. - Pyjama Syndrome
Pyjama Syndrome by Chiboa May 27, 2014
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All Day Pyjama Syndrome 

A condition which causes sufferers to never change out of their pyjamas.

People take their children to school in their pyjamas, go about their business, go to the supermarket and go about their daily lives wearing their pyjamas. In rare cases, people like this actually have jobs, but this is almost unheard of.
Boss: "Why are you wearing pyjamas to work?!"
Employee: "What's wrong with that? It seems perfectly normal to me. I wear them everywhere."
Boss: "You must have All Day Pyjama Syndrome. I'm sending you to The Priory..."

SEE ALSO: Chav
All Day Pyjama Syndrome by MikeBozo September 23, 2011

Pajama Syndrome 

Staying in your pajamas all day, thereby losing the will to do anything productive. Lots of lounging around and procrastination will ensue.
Isabella: Did you study for the history test?

Danielle: No, I had total pajama syndrome this weekend! I watched Netflix instead.
Pajama Syndrome by let_it_go November 2, 2014
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