Putzu
Putzu by chi chi williams October 21, 2008
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Trump Poop Putzes
Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.
Trump Poop Putzes by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021
Putz-vetig
Putz-vetig by Murray Haldanish September 27, 2019
putz master
A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.
Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"
Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".
Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".
Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
putz master by raging Jorge October 8, 2010
putz12
putz12 by blue man 44 April 27, 2021
Putum
A beverage containing the mixture of Panda cum and Tobasco sauce, with a zest of soggy squid nipples. The consistency of this drink is usually debated between muddy concrete or aged duck butter.
Putum by The Thespian Man May 7, 2013