to hijack an unsuspecting victims facebook profile and alter their status update to reflect a vulgar statement which must include the word 'putu'. Basically 'putu' is equal to 'VJJ'.
A beverage containing the mixture of Panda cum and Tobasco sauce, with a zest of soggy squid nipples. The consistency of this drink is usually debated between muddy concrete or aged duck butter.
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*