putting my face on 

Putting on makeup

Boy: What is taking so long? We have to be there in 10 minutes.
Girl: Why don't you calm the fuck down! I'm putting my face on.

putting my face on by catfish2124 September 26, 2013

Putting my face on 

applying make-up... simples!

I'll be 20 minutes!! I'm just putting my face on!

Putting my face on by tetcha November 26, 2013

Putting on my joker face 

motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath Ledgers joker

woman- ooh baby that feels good...what what are you doing?

man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face

Putting on my joker face by countmonster May 17, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008