putting a coat of paint on the door

Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.

Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.

by fredthebigreddog December 26, 2015

Putting on an orange coat

To masturbate

Before going hunting, Ryan likes to put on an orange coat for safety reasons.

by Sphinctar April 21, 2004

Put the coat on

A phrase used to say to your friend when they are acting cocky or feeling themselves.

Kai: I actually looks so good right now
Philly: alright, put the coat on

by words of litter tray October 4, 2018

Put a coat of paint on it

A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about

Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."

Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"

by TheMocker January 16, 2025