A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.

Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."

Pussyitis by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

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Chronic Pussyitis

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

Chronic Pussyitis by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

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Pussybitch 9000

Another term for a nebulizer.

Manny - Hoxsey is having asthma attack
Gabe - Fire up the pussybitch 9000!!!

Pussybitch 9000 by cczeta December 14, 2009

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Pussyitus

A disease, meant as an insult in which the person in question is constantly being a pussy.

Also meaning whining about an injury or other pussy-like complaint.

I think you are just having a bad case of pussyitus.

Pussyitus by Tim K. March 30, 2006

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