by PV March 18, 2005
by P.V.C. September 06, 2009
Female that thinks she is a vampire (also known as Goth girls.) Their appearance consists of a general apathy, a pale completion, worn out fishnets, and black leather dresses.
by Eric Dick November 25, 2006
by mrjack January 17, 2005
Looks like an innocent little white mouse, but it arrives in a shiny white rocket, enters the pussy's mouth, and then sucks out it's blood. When full, it quickly escapes, often through the cities sewer system.
"I was just getting ready to play with my wife's pussy cat when I saw a vampire pussy-mouse slide out of her mouth and leap into the toilet, quickly escaping with a mighty, swirling flush", communicated Dick Wayne to Mike Ranium as Dick slumped over in depression.
by Aunt Flo May 22, 2006
Jonathan: What’s wrong August?
August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself
Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire
August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself
Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire
by Agge9814 August 09, 2019