sofa loaf

State in which your dick is neither hard nor flaccid...It resemble the firmness of a loaf of bread.

Wow, after watching that hottie Rosie O'Donnell...I was sporting a pretty sweet sofa loaf.

by T@R December 26, 2006

nose-chum

Greenish/yellowish smelly snot that usually appears when you have a sinus infection.

Tim almost gagged at the whiff of his own nose-chum.

by T@R December 26, 2006

vampire bat pussy

What a womans vagina looks like right after banging her while she is on the rag.

Sheesh, Kelly had a wicked vampire bat pussy after I finished fucking her.

by T@R December 26, 2006

rub out a fatty

Whack of until you unload.

After watching the cheerleading trials, I had to run home and rub out a fatty

by T@R December 26, 2006

frelationship

Friendly relationship in which 2 people are scared to commit to each other, but they enjoy all the benefits of a relationship.

Tess and Leith have been in their frelationship for almost 2 years now...I wonder when they'll finally come out and admit their undying love for each other.

by T@R December 26, 2006