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pussy vampire 

A male who hunts pussies at nights in order to survive.
i gotta get me some cunts tonite b'cuz i feel like a pussy vampire
pussy vampire by P.V.C. September 6, 2009

Pussy vampire 

Its a guy who needs pussy as often as possible to survive
Jonathan: What’s wrong August?

August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself

Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire
Pussy vampire by Agge9814 August 9, 2019

vampire pussy-mouse

Looks like an innocent little white mouse, but it arrives in a shiny white rocket, enters the pussy's mouth, and then sucks out it's blood. When full, it quickly escapes, often through the cities sewer system.
"I was just getting ready to play with my wife's pussy cat when I saw a vampire pussy-mouse slide out of her mouth and leap into the toilet, quickly escaping with a mighty, swirling flush", communicated Dick Wayne to Mike Ranium as Dick slumped over in depression.

vampire pussy

Female that thinks she is a vampire (also known as Goth girls.) Their appearance consists of a general apathy, a pale completion, worn out fishnets, and black leather dresses.
I went to numbers to pick up some vampire pussy.
vampire pussy by Eric Dick November 24, 2006

vampire pussy

An ugly girl you picked up and had sex with but has to leave before the sun comes up.
I had to sneak Vickie out before the sun came up.
vampire pussy by mrjack January 16, 2005

vampire bat pussy 

What a womans vagina looks like right after banging her while she is on the rag.
Sheesh, Kelly had a wicked vampire bat pussy after I finished fucking her.
vampire bat pussy by T@R December 31, 2006