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Pussy Proxy

n. A substitute (e.g. Hand, pudding cup, vacuum cleaner hose, etc.) for a vagina, typically used when a man's penis is denied entry into his significant other's vagina.
1. I was forced to use my pussy proxy last night.
2. My girl's on the rag; I guess it's pussy proxy for me tonight!
by grandmasterpapasmurf January 17, 2013
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Pussy by Proxy

The idea that you are entitled to having relations with a specific girl simply because your brother, cousin, best friend, co-worker, fraternity brother (or sorority sister, if that so happens to be your thing), or roommate hit it.
"His little brother in the fraternity called me 'cutey'"
"Why!?"
"I don't know! It was weird because we've never actually spoken."
"Maybe he thought he could get pussy by proxy."
"Pussy by proxy?"
"Yeah, his big brother probably told him that he hit it, so now he wants to as well and thinks it will be easy because he's his little."
"Awkward"
by Cutegirl33 November 28, 2011
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proximity puss

The action that results in having a roommate that is either extremely attractive or plays for a school's football team, and picking up the woman who hang around him that he doesnt want.
Dude, my roommate brings the hottest girls to our apartment. I'm bound to get some proximity puss
by captb3a July 28, 2010
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